Kucing Goreng?

Saturday
Asalnye watashi plan nak gi yayasan salam ngan Cik Nani tapi dia tetibe tak cam tak sihat plak… alih2 watashi buat house warming jer kat umah sebab ari rabu mak ayah watashi nak balik umah, so house cleaning tu kena detail lah skit la yer… malam tu watashi sms Cik Nani lagi ajak die gi “Food not Bomb KL” die kena pegi PD plak… nasib baik tak gi kalau tak kena jd tahanan ISA kuang..kuang… tak rela mak nok!!!alih2 watashi gi tesco…busannn duh!

Sunday
Watashi belum bangun Cik Nani dah sms ajak gi ys. Ok la semalam dah dah buat hari rumah tangga so ari ni bleh la buat tanggungjawab sosial plak ker sial??? Ntah la… prepare breakfast untuk Cik Nani dengan adik watashi… pastu gi ys… sampai sana kena basuh kete nani ngan trio abg sentap sekali… jadi car wash lady la kunun… tengah sibuk2 vacuum kete, kawan abg sentap panggil watashi suruh watashi tolong amikkan barang yg terjatuh kat bawah seat… die cakap die segan… watashi rabe2 tgk ada pad kat bawah tu…nasib baik yg belum guna lg kalau tak… tersipu2 la watashi…lahabau betul nani…sabotaj kengkawan la tu… hmm…tapi… biasa la kan? kete org pompuan mesti la ada girl’s stuff kan??? kan???

Pastu watashi main ping pong … letih kutip bola dr pukul bola…pastu tengok cik elly, Diana, kareem n ijan main2 dengan Sponge bob…kucing cekgu… watashi tak suke sangat kucing…kalau jumpe rasa nak sekeh jer…nasib baik masa watashi sekeh kucing tu cekgu tak nampak… tapi macam best jer kalau bela2 menatang kan? baru ada rasa tanggungjawab la sikit…jaga die…bagi makan…bagi kasih sayang… nanti watsahi ingat nak ada pet jugak la…ingat nak bela ikan jer…senang sikit…tak yah belai2…bagi makan jer…tak berak merata2… pastu tak pandai gi jalan umah jiran… pastu kalau rasa2 nyampah watashi goreng jer ikan tu… ok kan? kan?? kalau bela kucing, kalau nyampah boleh goreng ker??

Lepas gi ys gi teman nani belikan hadiah untuk cousin dier yg baru jer dapat newborn baby kat carefour subang… watashi pun amik kesempatan beli 2 biji bantal ..hue..hue… malam ni pakai bantal baru… pastu gi pengkalan udara subang gi jumpe cousin nani..sempat la watashi cuci2 mata tgk mamat2 yg gagah lagi penyayang gitu! Balik tu dalam kul 9.00pm watashi ngan nani singgah kopitiam (oldtown white coffee)…borak2 jap baru balik umah…sampai jer umah rasa cam tak sedap ati jer…rasa macam ada yg tak kena… watashi tengok bilik watashi…ok jer ..semua sama macam watashi tinggalkan… watashi bukak almari… astaghfirullahhalazim… watashi tak iron baju lagik rupanya… heh..heh…

Weekday yg sangat weak

Monday...i'm on monday blues...
Tuesday...tuesday blues also...
Wednesday...stormy wednesday blues
Thursday... blues tak hingat2 punya...
Friday...blues + weak+ ding dong

There is instruction or steps to avoid blues that I should follow:-

1. If you can, sleep in an extra hour on Monday mornings. Going to bed early on Sunday night doesn't always help because most people will remain awake until their usual bedtime. (Its true and I have done it before but it such a long journey to office. taking 4 different transport every morning and I think that I have to get rip this step- tak sesuai ...
2. If you can't sleep in by a full hour (and most of us can't), take action Sunday night to shorten your morning preparation time so that you can set the alarm for 15 minutes later than usual. Wash your hair, pack lunches, lay out your outfit or pack your briefcase on Sunday night. (ape sangat la nak packing... pegi keje je... I'm using the same handbag... so, everything is already inside the bag... ok la... iron baju a night before...hmmm...practical2...
3. Hop out of bed the moment you wake up on Monday morning. Lingering in that downy comforter will only draw out the agony. (That's why la..my alarm clock (hp) snooze every 10 minutes from 5.30a.m until 6.00a.m every morning sometime continue snooze until 7.00a.m than I got panic!... If I just get up like that, watashi got headache!)
4. Your shower with a jolt of cold water to tear yourself out of your grogginess. Or exercise in the morning to get your blood pumping and to release those feel-good endorphins. (Yes, cold water make me feel so.. relaxing! Yg sebenarnya rumah watashi takder water heater...:P... exercise mmg tak sempat... watashi selalu lari2 kejar komuter tu exercise la kan?? kan?? kadang2 kena jalan kaki dari pudu ke opis sebab teksi sume tak nak benti tu exercise la kan? kan?? tu bukan lagi release feel good endorphins. it's suffering duh!)
5. Get out in the sunlight. Bright light tells your body that it is indeed the morning and helps reset your internal clock. (Ade la kena cahaya matahari pagi bila aku kena jalan kaki gi opis tu kot...la..la..la..la)
6. Drink coffee or another caffeine beverage. Although it's not healthy to drink caffeine to the point of addiction, caffeine, when used in moderation, can give your Monday mornings that much-needed oomph and alertness. (Unfortunately, coffee is not my favo... usually I take milky baverage- milo or horlick...kadang2 nescafe susu... unfortunately again...with ice!)
7. Anticipate your Monday morning on Friday afternoon. Fight the temptation to race away from a messy desk. Clean up your desk and leave yourself a to-do list to make Monday morning a little more tolerable (agreed!...malas buat to- do list but I doing reminder)

Watashi's favo pics

PICTURE IS A POEM WITHOUT WORDS

slambejer

Ari ni watashi antar adik watashi balik hostel. On da way balik, watashi lapo...singgah KFC kajang. Ada drive thru...watashi drive thru naik motor... org belakang watashi gelakkan watashi sebab drive thru naik moto...tak pe, nanti watashi beli keta kebal watashi langgor belakang kete die!!! no plat watashi dah amik dah (ayat penuh dendam nih!)...hu..hu...

not a great weekend... so-so la...

Hargh!!! terkejut aku... pagi ni awal betul qarin watashi sergah watashi... watashi tengok bilik watashi terang benderang...sah la mlm td watashi tertidur x padam lampu... kul bape nih?? watashi carik hp... baru kul 5.20... ala.. awal lagi...watashi tutup lampu...nak tido balik jap...karang kul 6.30 baru arr bangun...


Ala...benci la..tak bleh tido plak dah... watashi bangun...pegi dapur... minum air... termenung....nak buat aper yek???


Susun pinggan la... tibe2... prakkkkgg!!! pinggan jatuh pecah...alamak ... kul 5.30pg pinggan pecah??? tetibe rasa cuak...mintak2 jiran2 watashi tak dengar la... tu la... buat kerja bangang pepagi... org dah terbangun pepagi..buat la solat hajat ker... istikharah ker... ni tak... ambik ko ubat...



7.00 a.m- Adui...ati rasa berbunga2 riang jer... watashi humming the whole morning... good sign!...buat breakfast untuk adik watashi ngan nani sebab jap lg nak kuar gi umah solehah... windu bangettt kat adik2 solehah...

10.30am- Ajar tuisyen kat umah anak- anak solehah...ajar si mamu tulis jawi ... alif...ba...ta... tapi sepanjang tu ada jer iklan die...nak minum air dulu la... cerita pasal transformers la.... cerite pasal kawan kat sekolah la... tapi ok la keje die siap...

1.30pm- gi makan kat downtown- pekena mee rebus ngan air sirap- sungguh tak glemer... kareem pun sama...
Si Kasut jaga badan- :)
Ina- minum jus mangga berbintik2 hijau...pahit...pegi tukar dapat air oren...bangang!
Arif- minum air warna pink- mamat tu mmg ati jambu... awww!
Ely- makan nasik lalalala...
Nani- Makan keli goreng yg sedap... pastu ina try nak buat cerite seram...nasib baik nani dah abis makan...
Zam, Faiz -Korang makan aper yek?

Dah la muke macam SHREK!

Hue..hue...dah lama watashi tak tulis blog... pasal bdk2 yayasan salam la buat watashi terjebak balik tulis2 ni... tak pandai sangat tulis sebenarnya...sebab itonasinyer beda dari ckp terus jek... cerita pasal hari nih... takder la mende yg menarik sangat pun...ari ni watashi kembali bekerja sebab semalam MC sakit kaki...kaki watashi terseliuh dah beberapa ari dah...watashi urut2 and it's getting worst... kaki watashi jadi fluffy cam donut...kawan watashi cakap kaki watashi macam kaki baby gumuk..ha..ha.. pandai2 jer kutuk watashi...
Balik tadi watashi macam biase la balik naik train...tgh tunggu2 train watashi sempat la tonton satu cerekarama...ada la sorg mamat2 ni tengah merayu2 aweknyer yg ...merajuk kot? ...ntah la watashi tak la dengar sangat... tapi org yg lalu lalang dah mula pandang2... aper ntah...kat tempat awam pun nak cenggitu... nyampah plak watashi tengok... geli pun ader...
Tetibe watashi teringat la pasal sorang kawan watashi ni penah cerita kat watashi pasal kawan serumah dier yg bercinta bagai nak rak la...mmg rabak la gayenyer...tapi kalau gaduh..mak ai...rabak la jugak...kalau time suker2...kau la bulan la (bak kata elly)bintang la...tulang rusuk la (bak kata Ina)... tapi bila hati tak suker...aiyok...mmg kena maki la... yg best tu selalunyer org lelaki jer yg suker maki2... ni tak awek dier pulak yg gile2 maki balak dier...yg best tu ayat awek tu kat balak dier... " ko ni dah la bodoh!!...otak macam sampah!!...dah la muke macam SHREK!!!"...
Tapi tu tak lama... setengah jam kemudiannye... awek dan balak ni dah pegang2 tangan balik sambil nangis2 mintak maaf satu sama lain...hmmm... ntah la...nampaknyer... "bayi cerelac riang gembira !!!

Watashi...masa kecik2 dulu...

Semalam watashi sempat belek2 gambor watashi yg lama2…terjumpa gambor passport watashi masa sekolah rendah…watashi rasa sepanjang hidup watashi…masa yang paling sukar sekali watashi rasa, masa sekolah rendah lah… time tu… masa bagi watashi terhad sangat2…yer la…pagi kul 6 dah bangun...kul 6.45 dah pergi sekolah kebangsaan...kul 1 balik umah kul 1.30…makan… kul 2 pergi sekolah agama… 2.30 masuk kelas sampai kul 6.30…sampai umah kul 7…lepas maghrib kena mengaji Al-Quran…nasib baik mak watashi yang ajar ngaji…kalau tak…nak pi umah ustazah lagi…lepas tu kena buat keje sekolah lagi… pastu terus tido…esoknya kena bangun awal nak pi sekolah… kadang2 watashi tak percaya yang watashi larat nak buat mende tu semua dalam usia yang sebegitu kecik… tu belum lagi masa darjah 6… nak pikir UPSR…pastu nak pikir SDE – Sijil Darjah Enam (sekolah Agama)lagi…
Ha…ha…ha… teringat dulu masa kecik2 dulu masa sekolah rendah…macam2 jadi kat watashi… penah nak kena culik la...isk! seram la pulak...time tu comot tak yah citer la…ha…ha..ha… tapi dalam banyak2 menda yg paling watashi ingat time sekolah bila…loceng pertama berbunyi…semua kena jadi patung…tak boleh bergerak…pastu lepas loceng kedua bunyi, semua kena pergi beratur kat tempat perhimpunan kalau ari isnin atau berdiri luar kelas untuk bacaan doa... paling watashi syok sekali time mata pelajaran muzik masa darjah satu…he..he.. time tu yg ajar muzik cikgu nama dia Pn. Satilah…Mak si Ning Baizura…masuk jer kelas mesti kena wat latihan pernafasan….mula2 pergi ke taman bunga…pastu petik sekuntum bunga…pastu dekatkan kat hidung….then…tarik nafas panjang2 hmpppppphhh….arghhhhh….ha..ha..ha…rindu aku nak nyanyi lagu time tu…lagu 3 sekawan…(ada seorang budak, namanya Ah meng…dia juga berkawan namanya Muthu…) ...lagi satu subjek Pendidikan Jasmani...bes btol...uuuiiisshh...kan best kalau dapat main jer sampai balik... pastu watashi selalu doa cikgu tak datang atau tak masuk kelas sebab meeting...he..he.. time tu memang heaven la...pakat2 ngan ketua kelas main getah...he..he..
Subjek watashi paling nyampah sekali…alam dan manusia…he…he…dah la tak masuk peksa…pastu dia punya note….alahai…punya la banyak…kalau cikgu kasik note sampai 3, 4 kali padam papan hijau…kat jari tu dah sampai ada benjol punya la menyalin note… tu belum citer pasal cikgu2 lagi...macam2 pesen... yg pakai sedondon dari hujung rambut sampai hujung kaki...yg pakai baju merah menyala lah...hai...tu kalau sekolah kebangsaan la… Banyak sebenarnya watashi nak citer…lain kali watashi tambah kay!
Kalau sekolah agama sebelah petang pulak lain ceritanya… watashi sekolah kat Sekolah rendah agama sungai kantan masa tu… sekolah tu daif skit masa tu ustaz/ustazah tak cukup… watashi pernah kena join kelas budak darjah 6 padahal masa tu watashi darjah 4 kot… ustazah tu kena ajar budak darjah 6 ngan 4 sebab ustazah tak cukup…kelas watashi masa tu kat surau jer…masa darjah 5 kelas watashi menumpang kat sekolah rendah sebelah sekolah agama… kami di beri kelas tingkat atas sekali… time rehat kami kena pi jalan kaki ke kantin sekolah agama…kalau nak pi toilet kena pi masa rehat… kami tak leh guna toilet kat sekolah tu…bila time sembahyang, kami akan alih kerusi meja ke depan, dan kami bentang tikar kat belakang kelas untuk sembahyang… sepanjang watashi sekolah agama kat situ… kemudahan pun tak lengkap… meja dan kerusi tak cukup… 2 kerusi dan meja kena kongsi 3 orang… masa tu kalau kawan yg tak datang memang best la…takyah kongsi kerusi…ha..ha..ha… papan hijau kelas watashi pun dah berbintik2 sebab dah terlalu lama… masa tu, kitorang kekadang boleh confuse mana satu titiknya…yer la huruf jawi kan banyak titik…so, kalau dah papan hijau tu dah berbintik2…mana satu titik pun dah tak kenal… pernah ada satu hari tu, ustazah watashi mintak maaf kat kelas watashi sebab pasal papan hijau yg berbintik2 tu...die kesian kat kitorg tapi nak buat cemana sumer kelas sama jer papan hijaunyer... bergenang jer air mata dia... sebak jugak watashi bila dier cakap cenggitu... tapi yang peliknya…kami tak pernah merungut malah redha jer dengan ape yang ada… tetap setia pergi sekolah agama setiap hari…tapi kadang2 suke ponteng jugak...he...he...nak tengok citer meiro attack yg ada somasault berpusing!!! pastu bile nak pukul bola tu kena cakap Lego(betul ker spelling aku nih??) ...time tu ader jer la...watashi sakit perut lar..pening lar...nak muntah lar...bila cite tu dah start ok je pulak...
Time weekend, watashi senggang la skit... kena mengaji jer la... watashi ngan jiran2 watashi memang giler2 skit... kalau ada waktu lapang memang kitorang sama2... petang2 kitorang panjat bukit kat depan umah kitorng tu... main masak2...curi kentang, telur ngan bawang kat dapur gi masak kat atas bukit...pastu berebut2 makan ramai2...masa tu kawan watashi arwah eni ada lagi...kadang2 main baling slipar....guna slipar yg keras tu tau... kalau kena...tambah2 dalam jarak dekat plak tu...hisyyy...kalau tak mengaduh atau berair bijik mata...tak normal la tu... pastu ada lagi la permainan2 lain...galah panjang...teng2...rounders..kadang2 main game tv yg ada slot tape tu...tu je la game paling happening... game boy dah ada tapi yg takder kaler tu...
Lagi satu permainan yg watashi kira happening habis la zaman watashi kecik2 dulu... main pondok2...dulu depan umah watashi ada pondok kecik...atap plastik jer...lantai papan...ada sebatang penyapu ...tu jer ada... kat situ la tempat watashi n kengkawan watashi lepak time boring2... kitorang memang jaga la tempat tu baik2 macam umah sendiri... kitorang kumpul duit sehari seposen... dah cukup duit... kitorang beli KFC ngan air kotak guna duit yg kitorang kumpul tu...pastu makan ramai2 kat pondok tu... heee....besh btol!! time tu, KFC la makanan yg paling sedap didunia!!!
Lagi satu kitorg suke sangat main berkelah2... bawak biskut ker kuih ngan air yg ader kat umah ... kalau berkelah malam2 kitorang bawak nasik dari umah sendiri pastu makan ramai2 kat belakang umah jiran watashi, ewan namanya..heh...sambil2 tu, tunggu ada sorang budak pompuan comel kat deret umah kitorang tu balik mengaji...bila budak pompuan tu lalu jer kitorang ngorat die...pastu jerit2 I Love U...ha..ha...ha...tak matang betul!
Skang sumer dah besar...dah keje dah masing2...yg dah kawin pun ada... bukit kat depan umah aku pun dah takder... dah jadi umah banglo dah kat situ... Tempat yg kitorang selalu berkelah pun dah tak der...yg tinggal kenangan jer la...
Tu lah…watashi bersyukur walaupun susah, pelajaran yang watashi terima masa sekolah rendah lah membuatkan watashi sampai ke tahap ni hari ni…walaupun tak la cemerlang sangat…tapi kalau tak sekolah rendah mungkin watashi tak leh membaca dan mengira…basic knowledge masa sekolah rendah lah yg watashi guna sampai ari ni… time kasih lah pada cikgu cikgi dan kengkawan yg pernah mengajar dan bagi pengalaman pada watashi selama nie…jasa kalian tak akan terbalas sampai bila2...

RuleS oF JokinG iN IslaM

Some people joke too much and it becomes a habit for them. This is the opposite of the serious nature which is the characteristic of the believers. Joking is a break, a rest from ongoing seriousness and striving; it is a little relaxation for the soul. ‘Umar ibn ‘Abd al-‘Azeez (may Allah have mercy on him) said: “Fear joking, for it is folly and generates grudges.”
Imaam al-Nawawi (may Allah have mercy on him) said: “The kind of joking which is forbidden is that which is excessive and persistent, for it leads to too much laughter and hardening of the heart, it distracts from remembrance of Allaah, and it often leads to hurt feelings, generates hatred and causes people to lose respect and dignity. But whoever is safe from such dangers, then that which the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) used to do is permissible for him.”
Sa’d ibn Abi Waqqaas said: “Set a limit to your jokes, for going to extremes makes you lose respect and incites the foolish against you.”
The amount of joking should be like the amount of salt in one’s food.
The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: “Do not laugh too much, for laughing too much deadens the heart.” (Saheeh al-Jaami’, 7312)
‘Umar ibn al-Khattaab (may Allaah be pleased with him) said: “Whoever laughs too much or jokes too much loses respect, and whoever persists in doing something will be known for it.”
So beware of joking, for it “causes a person to lose face after he was thought of as respectable, and it brings him humiliation after esteem.”
A man said to Sufyaan ibn ‘Uyaynah (may Allaah be pleased with him), “Joking is not right, it is to be denounced.” He replied, “Rather it is Sunnah, but only for those who know how to do it and do it at the appropriate time.”
Nowadays, although the ummah needs to increase the love between its individual members and to relieve itself of boredom, it has gone too far with regard to relaxation, laughter and jokes. This has become a habit which fills their gatherings and wastes their time, so their lives are wasted and their newspapers are filled with jokes and trivia.
The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “If you knew what I know, you would laugh little and weep much.” In Fath al-Baari it says: “What is meant by knowledge here has to do with the might of Allah and His vengeance upon those who disobey Him, and the terrors that occur at death, in the grave and on the Day of Resurrection).
Muslim men and women have to be inclined to choose righteous and serious friends in their lives, who will help them to make good use of their time and strive for the sake of Allaah with seriousness and steadfastness, good and righteous people whose example they can follow. Bilaal ibn Sa’d said: “I saw them [the Sahaabah] jokingly pretending to fight over some goods, and laughing with one another, but when night came they were like monks.”
Ibn ‘Umar (may Allaah be pleased with him) was asked, “Did the Companions of the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) laugh?” He said, “Yes, and the faith in their hearts was like mountains.”
So you have to follow the example of such people, who were knights by day and monks (i.e., devoted worshippers) by night.
May Allaah keep us, you and our parents safe on the Day of the Greatest Terror, those to whom the call will go out on that great Day:
“Enter Paradise, no fear shall be on you, nor shall you grieve”
[al-A’raaf 7:49 – interpretation of the meaning]
Obtained info from http://www.islamisforyou.com/

p/s: Watashi suke sangat dengar dan buat lawak ;P

hOw tO MakE FaMouS AmOuS CookieS

2 cups butter
4 cups flour
2 tsp. baking soda
2 cups granulated sugar
2 cups brown sugar
5 cups blended oatmeal (measure oatmeal & blend in blender to a fine powder)
24 oz. chocolate chips
1 tsp. salt
18 oz. Cadbury bar (grated)
4 eggs
2 tsp. baking powder
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
2 tsp. vanilla

Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla; mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips, Cadbury bar and nuts. Roll into balls and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet.. bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 122 cookies.. Have fun..!!

ORG LELAKI SEDEY TAK KALAU DIORG KENA ROGOL!

I have read a newspaper this morning...hmm...citer rogol lagik... benci betul watashi...Kitorang yang pompuan ni mesti la sedih kalau kena rogol...sian tau tak...diorang nie sedap2 je rogol orang pompuan...kalau diorang kena rogol rasa sedih tak??? mesti korang pikir watashi ni merepek jer?..he..he..macam mana lelaki kena rogol? merogol ada la kan??? Zaman skang ni...semuanya hampir tak mustahil...mungkin la tak dirogol seperti perempuan kena rogol...probably, not raped by women... tapi, ape lagi perkataan yang sesuai bagi lelaki yang kena.....??? so, kalo korang di tempat org2 pompuan... ape perasaannya...korang sedey tak??? ke.. bole lupe je???

Men who are raped comprise 5-10% of all reported cases, but studies have shown that 90-95% of male survivors do no report sexual assaults.
(sources, Rape education and prevention-http://multiculturalcenter.osu.edu/repp/page.asp?ID=83)


There are many male rape victims, but stereotyping often prevents them from reporting these offences to the police.
In terms of the present Sexual Offences Act, men cannot be raped. Offenders who sodomise men against their will are at present charged with indecent assault.
Lamprecht said their research showed that more men than women were penetrated against their will.
They obtained these statistics mainly from clinics where men went to get antiretroviral medication (ARM) - Lamprecht said this was the only way to find out how many men were "raped".
When sodomy was removed as a crime from the lawbooks, nothing replaced it, he said.
"What do men think if they are raped? They are going to be called sissies or become victims of the terrible homophobia out there."
Lamprecht said men also see themselves as protectors of women. After being "raped", many men think they cannot look after a wife or children if they cannot even look after themselves.
These men need therapy and the offenders ought to be charged with rape.
Lamprecht also criticised the stereotype that adult men who abuse boys, are gay.
"They are not gay. Gay men do not abuse children. Gay men have sex with gay men," he said.
Lamprecht also said disabled children were still far more vulnerable to sexual offences than other children.
Yet he had not seen a single court case where a suspect who had molested or raped a disabled child had been successfully prosecuted. He claimed the reason was that the victims were usually seen as unreliable witnesses.
Lamprecht warned against "occupational offenders" who became "preachers, teachers or gymnastic coaches" with the specific purpose of abusing children sexually.


(sources-News 24.com http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/News/0,,2-7-)1442_1752125,00.html

AKU CITER APE AKU SUKER 2

Memanah Menduduki tangga kedua kesukaan watashi, watashi suka memanah…. Mula menceburkan diri dalam sukan ni masa sukan antara Kolej2 (SUKOL) kat UiTM…time tu dah part 4 dah… masa tu watashi nie bidan terjun la…pasal tak de saper nak masuk memanah ni…kalau bola tampar ke netball ker penuh arr…last2 kesian punya pasal kat member watashi yang jadi pengurus pasukan ni, watashi pun masuk arr… dah la watashi tak tau main…tetiba masuk pertandingan… watashi tak tau langsung ape kejadahnya barang2 untuk memanah ni…main shoot jer arr… hari khamis watashi bg nama untuk masuk, Ari jumaat gi test main…kawan watashi Fiza la yg ajar watashi…ari sabtu watashi gi lawan…sah2 la point watashi corot giler…dapat la nombor 17 dari 28 org…bole tahan la…he..he..he … ada yg lagi x pandai dari watashi rupanya…isk..isk.isk…
Pastu watashi tetiba rasa cam minat lak…terus watashi sign up ngan Silver Arrow Club…seminggu 3 kali arr watashi turun shoot. Ada la sorang abg ni, mmg rajin arr turun ajar watashi…bukan watashi sorang jer…ade la 2 org lg bersama watashi…Abg Shaiful nama dier… die ni buat research pasal archery…so terer la jugak… makin hari makin mantap arr kononyer…seketul…seketul ilmu memanah watashi kutip dari die…baru la watashi kenal mana bow, mana arm guard, mana chest guard, mana limp, mana quiver, jenis2 arrow, harga barang2 nie, accessories die… belajar macam mana nak pasang2…macam mana nak setting, macam mana nak maintain…macam mana nak twist2 tangan…cemana nak shoot…cemana nak laras target point…cemana nak pasang target board…dari sebesar besar alat sampai sekecil-kecil screw sumer watashi belajar…
Sem depannya…watashi masuk SAF- sport inter Fac…watashi mesti arr masuk…watashi la pemain…watashi la pengurus pasukan…watashi lah trainer pasukan watashi…he..he..he giler kuasa aku ni..hua..hua..hua(gelak jahat)…dapat ar no 1 … yea..yea watashi menang 3 kategori individu…dapat arr sweater UiTM 3 ketul.…budak2 group bawah watashi pun menang jugak…nasib baik tak kalahkan watshi..he..he… tu lah pengalaman paling manis watashi dalam sukan ni… Pastu baru la org pusat sukan perasan akan kewujudan watashi di alam persukanan...ewah!… lepas abis tournament pegawai pusat sukan jumpa watashi…die ckp lepas nie watashi tak yah main guna bow kayu lagi, tu bow untuk beginner…dia suruh amik bow besi kat pusat sukan…bow recurve…yes..yes...watashi dapat training ngan player UiTM la lepas ni…untuk MASUM… diorg mmg best la… most of them state player…budak sport recreation lak tu…tak padan la ngan watashi yg amatur ni…tapi watashi buat dono jer…janji watashi leh sama2 training ngan diorang...ingat lagi time watashi belajar setting tali bow dengan Marbawi…pemain negara tu… bagus budaknya…humble jer...bow si Marbawi tu giler arr berat..watashi try angkat.. gigil la tangan…tapi dia shoot ..smart jer…laju dan mantap!…. time MASUM watashi tak dapat masuk…hu…hu...hu… iyo la kan? Kita ni saper, pemanah kampong jer…hu..hu..hu…tak cukup experience lagi…
Abis jer MASUM, dah nak exam...terbehenti lah watashi nye kegiatan memanah… lepas exam dah cuti… time cuti tu kengkawan watashi nie semua pakat2 terbang kesan kesini mewakili negeri masing2 dalam memanah…watashi? concentrate ngan akt GPMS plak... sem depannya…watasi memanah ngan budak fakulti watashi jugak…ungku saiful iskandar namanya…bole tahan la dier nyer terer… kitorang memanah berdua jer lepas tu…yg lain…hilang…persatuan? Terkubur cam tu jer …tak der org yg nak manage…sayang betul… Trainer watashi abg Shaiful dah ada target board sendiri…dia shoot kat umah jer...tak turun padang lagi dah… pastu, watashi pun dah abis degree…tamat lah penglibatan watashi dalam memanah…watashi ingat nak sambung lagi main lepas watashi daftar master itu ari…tapi sibuk memanjang… skang watashi memanah kalau ada x-game kat mana2 yg bagi org main free tu…nak gi kat tempat bayar tu tak der geng la…budak2 yg memanah ngan watashi masa UiTM pun ramai yg dah abis belajar…geng2 watashi yg ader ni tak minat memanah… watashi sorang jer…
Kat sini aku nak ucapkan time kasih bebanyak kat kengkawan yang sudi mengajar watashi memanah selama ni… team memanah UiTM- Lisa, Fiza kecik ngan besar, Mahfuz, Gadget, Abg Shaiful, Marbawi, Ungku saiful, Tengku Za???, Cik Mat (Peg. Pusat Sukan) dan sesaper yg tak tersebut tu …time kasih banyak2 kerana memperkenalkan watashi dengan sukan nie dan bagi banyak ilmu kat watashi…

AKU CITER APE AKU SUKE

Panjat gunung Menduduki tangga pertama dalam senarai kesukaaan watashi…mula terjebak lepas masuk GPMS UiTM Shah Alam..ntah la tetiba jer cam terjebak gitu…nak kata dah banyak pnjat gunung tu tak ler sangat…tapi setahun ada la 2-3 kali naik gunung…tak dapat naik gunung..trekking kat Taman Negara pun jadi arr.. sekitar m’sia jer la…ada la sekali panjat great wall… walaupun tak begitu kuat seperti orang- orang lain yang dah biasa panjat gunung…iyo lah…watashi ni tembam kan?…tapi berjaya jugak la watashi sampai ke puncak gunung. Nasib baik ar kengkawan watashi sume nye baik-baik…tak pernah tinggalkan watashi… selalunya kengkawan watashi akan suruh watashi dan beberapa kawan lain naik dulu… macam guide jer lagaknya…pada hal diorang nak eksyen diorang bole kejar watashi lepas tu…he..he..he… mula-mula memang la watashi yang terawal…watashi tinggalkan kengkawan watashi kekadang jauh ke belakang….pastu diorang potong dan tinggalkan watashi pulak jauh… ke belakang…. tapi diorang tunggu la jugak…he..he..he..
Bagi watashi, panjat gunung nie menyedarkan watashi banyak perkara… seperti sedarnya watashi tentang 4 sedar yg semakin sebati dalam diri watashi…mesti korang pelik kan? aper la 4 sedar tu…4 sedar tu bebudak GPMS jer yg tau…he..he…he… kalau nak tau sangat bg mesej kat watashi…nanti watashi terangkan…. Satu yang paling ketara…kat sana lah baru aku kenal mana kawan…bila semua dah sesame letih…haversack tu macam dah nak campak ketepi dah…berat giler…adalah dalam 13-16 kg kot…pompuan kan? Sume benda nak bawak…selagi beg tak penuh..tu yang buat budak lelaki selalu amik kesempatan kat kitorang. selalunya diorang bawak berus gigi jer...yang lain2 sume mintak kat budak pompuan...hampes btol! nak heret punggung lagi naik gunung tu…memang menguji kesabaran la…tapi time tu la kalau ko nak tengok mana- mana kengkawan ko yang selfish… itu la masanya… dan masa tu jugak arr…watashi dapat jumpa kengkawan watashi yg sudi bersusah payah ngan watashi…
Yang keduanya….watshi belajar banyak jenis makian la dari kengkawan watashi masa naik gunung….kalau watashi lambat jalan memang teruk la kena maki…tapi kalau watashi dah tak larat…ko maki ape pun watshi buat tak heran jer…mampos korang la…he..he….kat situ la watashi belajar ‘counter back’ balas balik ar makian2 yg diterima… mana bole biar beb! Makian ni tak bagus…tapi..kena belajar gak…esok2 dah keje…keje ngan majikan yg tak sebulu lak…kena maki sikit nanti nangis lak…mau nyer keje 2 ari setengah jer… cemana nak bina kerjaya…tapi jangan lak maki bos balik…kena buang keje la pulak… lepas nie korang jangan la maki watashi…cian watashi tau…he..he
Yg ketiganya…watashi belajar ilmu hutan la…dah banyak2 kali masuk hutan ni…tau la jugak sesikit pasal…jenis pokok yg boleh di makan, buat ubat, racun, buat perkakasan… bagus sebenarnya…mana la tau tetiba negara kita ni perang…bukan la mintak…tapi mana la tau kan?... kalau lari kat gunung2 bole la jugak survive kan? Yer la… aku bukanlah seorg perwira..gagah menghunus senjata…namun hati rela berjuang dengan cara sendiri…ewah!
Yg keempat…watashi belajar pasal basic camping la kan...cemana nak packing beg …cemana nak pilih tempat berkhemah… cemana nak pasang khemah… cemana nak hidupkan api…cemana nak masak2…cemana nak pasang lampu gasoline or campingaz…kalau sakit nak buat aper… cemana nak hidup dalam hutan yg serba kekurangan…tak der toilet…air paip… kengkadang tak der coverage…tak der tv…newspaper…
Yg kelima…watashi belajar menghargai nikmat ALLAH ler… pemandangan indah dari atas puncak gunung…bintang2 rasa dekat jer… tu mungkin sepuluh ke dua puluh tahun lagi dah tak ader dah…yer la dunia ni kan dah semakin panas…dulu kat gunung sejuk giler…kalau time subuh2 mulot keluar asap ooo… skang dah tak sangat…tak lama lagi, sikit2 gondol la gunung2 tu…3 ke 4 bulan lepas kengkawan aku bengang tak dapat naik gunung bunga buah...dengar kata gunung tu dah kena beli… betoi ker?? kaya betul orang beli gunung… kalau watashi kaya, watashi pun nak beli seketul… Buat panjat2 anak beranak…
Kat sini watashi nak ucapkan terima kasih buat kengkawan yg selalu sabar berkawan dan bersusah senang ngan watashi…Nad, ewan, watie, ary, zai, farid, sue, juwita, pooh, aepong, bahau, nani, ana, zetty, Linda azrai, linda ajak, anisah, shida, ani, murni, din, shiha, imah, bb, ujang, pa’e, putri, vivi, kak jue, Abg ame, abg. Tom, Abg Bond, Abg Sham n Wik, Jalil, Hakim, Pakmat, Abg Mat kedah, Abg Ijat, Kak liana, Kakom, siti, Kak Nure, Abg Wei, GD, Abg.Doc, sweeper kesayangan, Abg Epul n Kak My dan yg lain2….sori kalau watashi lupe senaraikan…ramai sesangat… Merci n Au revoir!